![]() If you are a fan of those characters, you will get at least a good 12 hours of fun out of the game (maybe more.I'm currently at about 20 and still every once in a while something new pops up) So 6 and 1/2 stars as a game but a good solid 9 as a fan of the characters. If you have no idea who those characters are, skip this game it's designed for fans of those gaming and movie icons and the hilarious dialogue will be lost on people who don't know the characters. TLDR: If playing poker against Brock, Ash, Claptrap, and Sam and Max with Gladios as the dealer sounds fun, It IS and is worth every penny of it's $5.00 price. The good news is you appear to be evenly matched. The bad news is you all failed miserably. GlaDOS: This completes the first test of the contestants' poker faces. Let the tournament BEGIN! Gentlemen, I leave you to the tender mercies of. The chips are stacked, the deck is shuffled. Reginald Van Winslow: Everything seems to be in order. I'd hoped our final contestant would be here by now, but it appears that we'll be one short tonight. Reginald Van Winslow: I suppose we should. Reginald Van Winslow: As I was saying your seat ofĬlaptrap: Can we get going? Steve and I have a tee time at Spyglass. our remaining contestants.Ĭlaptrap: But seriously, whose HDMI port do I have to kiss to get a drink around here?Ĭlaptrap: Ooh! I really love what you've done with the place! Very, uh, "Boardwalk Empire" meets "Silence of the Lambs". Max: Come out with your arms akimbo, Mendoza!īrock Samson: So when do we get this clambake on the road? Sam: That's okay Max'll make his own fun. Reginald Van Winslow: I'm afraid there's no room at the table for your plus one, Sam. Sam: Hey, Reggie, these new chairs are great! It's like my keister is being held aloft by the wings of tiny velvet angels! Reginald Van Winslow: As always, I am Commodore Reginald van Winslow, retired, and I will be your host on tonight's perilous voyage on the seas of chance!īrock Samson: Hey, sweet cheeks. Reginald Van Winslow: That's what you said the last time. Samson! I once again remind you that the Inventory is NOT your personal abbatoire!īrock Samson: Yeah, yeah, send the cleaning bill to Venture Industries. Reginald Van Winslow: On behalf of everyone at the Inventory, I cannot BEGIN to express our unbridled elation to see you return for another night of high-stakes poker!īrock Samson: Yeah, uh, speaking of high stakes, things may have gotten. Reginald Van Winslow: And you've brought the Player! Splendid! Samson! I lost track of you for a moment. Brock Samson.īrock Samson: Friggin' place is like a maze. C'mon, I'll lead you in.īrock Samson: Name's Samson. Skun-ka'pe: Good luck, hu-man.īrock Samson: Let's do it again sometime.īrock Samson: Oh hey, it's you.Alright. ![]()
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